Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Halloween Text Messages

These are some Halloween text messages for you to scare your enemies…joke lang!!! I don’t own this quotes and text messages. I gather this from friends and other sources that choose to hide their identity.

1. When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.
~Author Unknown

2. It was d cremation of d
grandma of a child. All
relatives stood n silence.
Everybody was silent till d child
suddenly asked out of
“ma, hindi pa ba luto si lola?” Happy Halloween!!!

3. 'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
~William Shakespeare

4. A black baby was given a set of wings by God. The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel". God laughed and replied, "No darling you’re a bat!" Happy Halloween

5. Men say that in this midnight hour,
The disembodied have power
To wander as it liketh them,
By wizard oak and fairy stream.
~William Motherwell

6. A gypsy fire is on the hearth,
Sign of the carnival of mirth;
Through the dun fields and from the glade
Flash merry folk in masquerade,
For this is Halloween!
~Author Unknown

7. True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen. Happy Halloween!! ~Author Unknown

8. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween.
~Author Unknown

9. A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”… “My father grows beans”, said one student. “ My father cook beans,” said another. Then the little Johnny spoke up: “ We are all human beans.” Happy Halloween!! Hahaha!

10. Hear with your heart. See with your soul. Be guided by a hand that you cannot hold. Trust in a way that you cannot see. That’s faith. God bless you! Happy Halloween! Good morning!!

11. Bago ka matulog pansinin mo naman ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo. Ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumot mo. Kumusta naman ang babaeng nasa loob ng cabinet mo duguan pa rin ba? Ang lalaking nakabarong sa unan mo natagpuan nab a ang ulo nya? Napapansin mo bang sobrang tahimik ng kapaligiran wala kang maririnig kundi ungol ng mga di matahimik na kaluluwa? Sige tulog ka na… good evening! Happy Halloween!!


Chai Fonacier said...

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes!"

-- Witch in Macbeth (Shakespeare)